20 Things That I Love About Vietnam
Light-hearted musings of an American expat
Reprinted from Vietnam Pathfinder Magazine, July 2010
by Adam Bray (me)
1. I love all the variety of Vietnamese food. It’s different in every city. I love how nem can be pickled pork in a banana leaf in one city and roll-your-own-springrolls with grilled meats in another. Ordering from a menu is like unwrapping Christmas presents.
2. I love surfing the web from Vietnam; especially Facebook, my blog or a friends, or any number of independent websites. It has all the excitement of Russian roulette. Will it come up? It’s loading… it’s loading.. “Client Error”… refresh… loading… loading… “This page could not be”… refresh…
3. I love Ruou Can (bamboo pole wine) made by hilltribe minorities. Every tribe makes a different brew with unique ingredients and flavors—and each variety causes the drinker to wake up in a different novelty location.
4. I love doing paperwork in Vietnam—like getting a drivers license or applying for a work permit. It makes me feel like Angela Landsbury (minus the ladies undergarments), running around town for weeks sleuthing a captivating mystery.
5. I love all the ethnic minority groups-54 by official count but hundreds in actuality, all with their own language, clothing, crafts and customs. If you get bored with one, you can try another the day after tomorrow.
6. I love Russians at the beach in their cute swimming outfits. They look like, in their excitement, they ran to grandma’s attic, flung open the chest, and tried on random cloths from bygone decades, until they found something that fits… sort of.
7. I love the international cultural exchange we have in Saigon. My visits are never complete without a stop at Pizza Hutt, Carl’s Jr, Coffee Bean (& Tea Leaf), and Sozo (their cinnamon rolls rock).
8. Love my 50-cent Vietnamese coffee with fresh milk. One makes a perfect morning. Just two keep me fueled all day. Three sends me to the water closet.
9. I love it when the Vietnamese guy on the moto next to me wants to practice English during rush-hour traffic. It keeps things from getting boring. It keeps me in the game.
10. I love Vietnam’s baby goats. They are oh-so-cute and squeezable, and nothing tastes better on a grill with a sweet marinade and a chili sate and stinky tofu dip.
11. I love all the cute little Chinese dogs on doorsteps, wagging their tails and panting when I walk by, but not so much when they disappear just before the neighbors invite all their friends over for rice wine and grilled meat.
12. I love Vietnamese stir-fried chicken dishes. Finding the head, feet or gizzard in my bowl is a bit like finding the doll in a Mardi Gras King Cake, without all the added privileges and obligations.
13. I love browsing through open markets, especially during Tet, when all the fruit candies and holiday decorations are on display. I just wish Bob Barker was there to tell me when I land on the Vietnamese price, rather than the foreigner price.
14. I love watching American films at the Megastar Cineplexes in Saigon. For a moment I feel like I’m back at home in a luxury cinema in the USA, with reclining chairs and surround sound, only the movies in Saigon are somehow much cleaner and more polite.
15. I love the creativity and originality of Bobby Chinn’s hilarious Vietnamese cookbook, Wild, Wild East and how each book sold in Vietnam received meaningful personal touches. It’s encouraging to see another American writer succeed unfettered in Vietnam.
16. I love Cham-style field rat (minced, bones and all, then stir-fried with chili and rice paper), but not Bahnar-style field rat (charred hair and all on coals and then gutted after), but I thank both my hosts for telling me what kind of meat it was this time.
17. I love going to a Cham birthday party and then being told that there was a misunderstanding and it’s actually a death anniversary and exhumation feast. A dinner party is much more interesting any time a corpse is involved.
18. I love seeing all the spa, health and beauty specialists in Pham Ngu Lao. Where else can you observe a young man on a bicycle with a baby rattle who will solicit another grown man for an innocent, therapeutic back massage in the privacy of his hotel room at 2am?
19. I love all the friendly Filipinos that wait around the Caravelle Hotel, Vincom Center, the Ho Chi Minh Museum and all over Pham Ngu Lao. Selfless ambassadors of goodwill, they are always up for a good conversation, a cup of coffee, or a rigged card game with a US$10K pot.
20. I love being free to ask someone’s weight, age, marital status, salary, passport details, how much they paid for their watch or cell phone, or probe a person’s family history on a first meeting without evoking a faux pas. Conversations are much more up-front in Vietnam without all those fussy Western taboos.